5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
"i cant sleep"
BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong